A session quip

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A brand new client came for a massage with a cute story about her somewhat airhead friend’s massage experience. 


 Her friend had one of those sessions where they drip essential oil on you.  It may have been an ayurvedic dripping of oil from a pot on the forehead.  By the way, the pot of oil that drips on your forehead is not offered at Calm Relief Massage Therapy.


At the end of the session, her friend got dressed and was so relaxed in that spaced out ‘deer in the headlights zone’.   The massage therapists handed her a cup of water.  She thought, I wonder what I am supposed to do with this.

  
So, you guessed it.  She baptized herself, pouring the water on her head.   Can you imagine?


The massage therapist remarked, “Honey, you’re supposed to drink it”.

   
The moral of the story is this. If someone hands you water after a massage session.  Drink it! 

Before and During a Massage

Finish eating 90 minutes before a massage or bodywork. During a massage with lotion, all clients are draped conservatively. Payment expressing your satisfaction is made after your first received service. No refunds are provided on received services.

After a Massage

The time it takes to disrobe and get dressed is counted as part of your session length, which is standard in massage therapy.

Drink at least two cups of water following a massage. The wonderful feeling after a massage will last longer. Water is needed to cleanse stirred debris.

 

Should I come with a sore throat or fever?

NO. Sickness is contagious, especially in the first three days.  Massage makes sickness feel worse. Calm Relief now uses a NO-Touch Thermometer before the session. No massage will take place when a fever is present. If you are not sure you should come, call to discuss it. 407-756-4947 Thank you for understanding and providing notice.

Tipping

CASH tipping is customary for excellent service. Credit card companies charge a merchant fee. The full amount is received when it’s cash. Though not required, it is greatly appreciated!  However, Calm Relief never wants added financial stress, and would rather have your business.

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